• 4 Clear "Prescription" Bottles: Labeled for maximum comedic effect (and for warding off unwanted small talk).

• 1 Hysterical Dosage Brochure: Packed with ridiculous instructions and side effects like spontaneous selective hearing. Reading this aloud is the best part of the gift!

• The "Classy" Reveal: Tucked inside our signature labeled white kraft bag 

Note: Bottles arrive empty! Fill them with candy, salty snacks, mints, caffeine, or the tiny shredded remnants of your patience.